I would like to go on record by saying that I am officially sick to the teeth of Talk Like a Pirate Day. It was cute a few years ago when some random guys thought it up and got Dave Barry to promote it. But now it’s just annoying. I’m trying to figure out why I dislike it so much....

… there was “Losing You”: Aside from how horrendous the song, singer, and cinematography are, I didn’t realize you could get that out of sync with the audio using VHS.

Now, I’m not normally one to go for the cheap dick joke (quiet, you!), but this iceberg was just too perfect. It’s NSFW so click to view it.

So, might as well just face it, there’s just some impulse purchasing I do that has no explanation what-so-ever. Case in point – my wife and I were at the Orlando Virgin Mega Store yesterday, and when I went up the escalator to the 2nd floor, there was the $10 DVD rack in my sights.  And...

Somebody must have driven their car into a power transformer down the street. I’ve been without power now for over six hours. The road is blocked off. It’s only a matter of time before I start talking to the volleyball.